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Hysterical,unreasonable,morbid,part Minotaur preacher woman. Occasionally i like to pretend that im a raccoon. I will marry the first person who buys me an expensive sharpener for my birthday and i have a mildly psychotic obsession with groceries and the post office.
My brother hasn’t been home for two years so I sent him an ethnic model truck last Christmas just to give him a taste of the third-world again. You see these babies roaming around all over Pakistan but over in BORING CIVILIZATION they’re considered ‘artistic’ and ‘cultured’. Anyway the other day I got a framed drawing of it in the post that he had sent back to say thanks. The glass was all smashed and I cut my hands in a million tiny places but it was worth the effort.