Illiterate Swine
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Hysterical,unreasonable,morbid,part Minotaur preacher woman. Occasionally i like to pretend that im a raccoon. I will marry the first person who buys me an expensive sharpener for my birthday and i have a mildly psychotic obsession with groceries and the post office.
Every few years or so , some time around March, Apricot trees start to leak out their sap. I’m not sure what the science behind it is , but it’s got something to do with rain and thunder storms messing them up. Anyway, there was always some slow and endless drizzle down here in Pakistan this year so the trees started oozing out this gooey stuff and I got this little orb of light from somebody i love very much. It’s literally a little orb of glowing solidified honey - probably the best gift I’ll ever get.
Protesting as an 6 year old. because that is how i roll.
